So I am officially no longer an Iona College student.

HURRAY!


Though, I must admit I do miss my dear friends who still currently attend this academic institution.

Gotta go. Time limits on internetting suck.

So here I am, seated in front of my desktop computer wondering, "WHY?!?!?!"









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THERE! I know it hit you right then. Renee doesn't have a desktop computer! Did she buy a new computer? No, wait, of course not, she be po'. So how then?







Oh...



















No...
































It can't be!!!!






























NEVER!!!!!


































OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :: horrified face ::








































SHE'S BACK IN PENNSYLVANIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!




















Yes, kids. Sadly it's true. I had some business to take care of down here in Amish Paradise that I just couldn't put off anymore. Damn those pressing issues!

No worries kids. I return Wenesday to pick up some audition tapes that I will then deliver that evening to the writing/directing boyfriend. Then I am home in New Rochelle by Thursday, so I shall entertain you all by then with witty banter and tales of my sexcapades (lol, just kidding) and run ins with the unbearable residents of that state that's only just better than jersey. Yes, I know "jersey" is not properly capitalized. It is an intentional ignorance of the rules of the English language to reflect my disdain for the state.






So yeah. That's about it. I miss you all and look forward to possibly seeing you Wenesday, most likely Thursday.



Adieu!

I just noticed that my entries have been rather short as of recent.

Ah well. All of my non existent consistant readers can deal, because this is another one.

This morning I woke up, an literally every single millimeter of my body hurt. Like, not "damn achiness," more like, "I can't move because breathing alone hurts too much" pain.

So needless to say, I ended up not going to my classes.

I shoulda gone.

Dammit.

Off to become editor.

Freakin Homo.